Walmart Song
Walmart Song by Mexican Avalanche
Walmart Song – Lyrics
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i got my credit card and i’m ready to go
got a disposable income and i want you to know
that its suicide when im ready to shop
i got a bag of heaven
i got some knowledge to drop
when i walk through the door
what do i see a 97 year old lady
sayin “hello” to me
so i grab a kart and i start a pushing
feeling kinda ill cause you know i’m dusting
it dont matter the brand 1 or a dozen
prices so low your head will be buzzzing
microwaves, tv’s, hair gel, and onions
the guy beside me got me cussing
i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die
that guy just took the last cherry pie
i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die
they got axes on sale for $2.99!
this is the walmart song
reckonize mother fuckers and sing along
back to the matter at hand
supply and demand
break it on down so i can understand
when it gets real busy just one check out line?
some body help this bitch before i lose my mind
and another thing when i’m standing there
there’s always some crazy person
who never reads the sign
it clearly states 20 items or less
but you know those punk bitches pushing 50 at best
i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die
that lady just took the last loaf of rye
i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die
they got toasters on sale $6.99!
this is the walmart song
reckonize mother fuckers and sing along
its the 3rd verse but not the same as the 1st
you know its always crowded man this place is the worst
and no matter what day or when ever the hour
you know your ckeck person is gonna be sour
theres the mommys the daddys with the kiddies in tow
teachers, preachers its like theres no where else to go
they got pizzas tube socks and tv’s that glow
that got all that crazy shit but i want you to know
i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die
everythings so cheap i dont know what to buy
i dont feel this walmart someones die
they snuggies on sale for $5.99!
this is the walmart song
reckonize mother fuckers and sing along!