Rock – Alternative Band

Walmart Song

Walmart Song by Mexican Avalanche

Walmart Song – Lyrics

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i got my credit card and i’m ready to go

got a disposable income and i want you to know

that its suicide when im ready to shop

i got a bag of heaven

i got some knowledge to drop

when i walk through the door

what do i see a 97 year old lady

sayin “hello” to me

so i grab a kart and i start a pushing

feeling kinda ill cause you know i’m dusting

it dont matter the brand 1 or a dozen

prices so low your head will be buzzzing

microwaves, tv’s, hair gel, and onions

the guy beside me got me cussing

i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die

that guy just took the last cherry pie

i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die

they got axes on sale for $2.99!

this is the walmart song

reckonize mother fuckers and sing along

back to the matter at hand

supply and demand

break it on down so i can understand

when it gets real busy just one check out line?

some body help this bitch before i lose my mind

and another thing when i’m standing there

there’s always some crazy person

who never reads the sign

it clearly states 20 items or less

but you know those punk bitches pushing 50 at best

i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die

that lady just took the last loaf of rye

i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die

they got toasters on sale $6.99!

this is the walmart song

reckonize mother fuckers and sing along

its the 3rd verse but not the same as the 1st

you know its always crowded man this place is the worst

and no matter what day or when ever the hour

you know your ckeck person is gonna be sour

theres the mommys the daddys with the kiddies in tow

teachers, preachers its like theres no where else to go

they got pizzas tube socks and tv’s that glow

that got all that crazy shit but i want you to know

i dont feel this walmart someones gonna die

everythings so cheap i dont know what to buy

i dont feel this walmart someones die

they snuggies on sale for $5.99!

this is the walmart song

reckonize mother fuckers and sing along!

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